Today is mine and Sue's seventh wedding anniversary!
Homer: I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!
Happy Anniversary to the one I love. How about seven more? I'm up for it.
Love you,
Nick
Marge: Homer, is this how you pictured married life?
Homer: Yeah, pretty much, except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.
At first this was about doing a triathlon. Now it's about life, which still makes it about triathlon...
